Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane brings his boundary-pushing brand of humor to the big screen for the first time as writer, director and voice star of Ted. In the live action/CG-animated comedy, he tells the story of John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg), a grown man who must deal with the cherished teddy bear who came to life as the result of a childhood wish…and has refused to leave his side ever since.
Cast
Production
| Director: | Seth MacFarlane |
| Producer: | Jason Clark (producer) |
| John Jacobs (producer) | |
| Seth MacFarlane (producer) | |
| Scott Stuber (producer) | |
| Mark Kamine (co-producer) | |
| Joseph J. Micucci (associate producer) | |
| Jon Mone (executive producer) | |
| Writer: | Seth MacFarlane (screenplay) &) |
| Alec Sulkin (screenplay) &) | |
| Wellesley Wild (screenplay) |
Reviews for Ted
MovieCrypt.com
At the tender age of boo-hoo-hoo, a friendless boy named John (Mark Wahlberg) makes a wish on a Christmas present that his Teddy bear could really talk and be his best friend forever. When John’s wish comes true, he doesn’t keep his living toy Ted...
Read review18 Aug 2012
RedEye
Early on in “Ted,” the titular walking, talking teddy bear (voiced by director/co-writer Seth MacFarlane) watches “Jack and Jill” with four prostitutes at his side. Ted, who possesses a large sex drive for a creature with no genitalia, calls the Adam...
Read review28 Jun 2012
MediaMikes
We’ve all had a favorite toy at some time in our lives. For 8 year old John Bennett (Bretton Manley) that toy arrived on Christmas Day. A large stuff teddy bear that he, naturally, named Ted. The two were inseparable.
Read review29 Jun 2012
LarsenOnFilm
Perhaps the funniest thing about Ted is that the stuffed bear of the title could be replaced by, say, Jason Segel without much disruption to the movie.
Groucho Reviews
Let’s say you’re a TV mogul, and Universal Pictures hands you $65 million dollars to make your first big-screen comedy. Would you squander the creative opportunity by recycling your TV material and spackling on R-rated jokes? Seth MacFarlane (Family Guy)
External Links
| www.facebook.com/tedisreal | |
| www.tedisreal.com | |
| www.twitter.com/whattedsaid | |
| Box Office Mojo: | www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=ted.htm |
| IMDb.com, Inc.: | www.imdb.com/title/tt1637725/ |
| Rotten Tomatoes: | www.rottentomatoes.com/m/ted_2012/ |
| Wikipedia: | en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_(film) |
Articles
While there are many huge movies arriving this year, I’m pretty sure the one that will make me laugh the hardest is Seth MacFarlane‘s feature directorial debut Ted. The film stars Mark Wahlberg as a 35-year-old man who’s still best friends with his teddy
Steve 'Frosty' Weintraub - 2012-04-22
Reviews for Ted
MovieCrypt.com
At the tender age of boo-hoo-hoo, a friendless boy named John (Mark Wahlberg) makes a wish on a Christmas present that his Teddy bear could really talk and be his best friend forever. When John’s wish comes true, he doesn’t keep his living toy Ted...
Read review18 Aug 2012
RedEye
Early on in “Ted,” the titular walking, talking teddy bear (voiced by director/co-writer Seth MacFarlane) watches “Jack and Jill” with four prostitutes at his side. Ted, who possesses a large sex drive for a creature with no genitalia, calls the Adam...
Read review28 Jun 2012
MediaMikes
We’ve all had a favorite toy at some time in our lives. For 8 year old John Bennett (Bretton Manley) that toy arrived on Christmas Day. A large stuff teddy bear that he, naturally, named Ted. The two were inseparable.
Read review29 Jun 2012
LarsenOnFilm
Perhaps the funniest thing about Ted is that the stuffed bear of the title could be replaced by, say, Jason Segel without much disruption to the movie.
Groucho Reviews
Let’s say you’re a TV mogul, and Universal Pictures hands you $65 million dollars to make your first big-screen comedy. Would you squander the creative opportunity by recycling your TV material and spackling on R-rated jokes? Seth MacFarlane (Family Guy)
Fresno Bee
If you've seen even one episode of Seth MacFarlane's animated TV series "Family Guy," you know there's not a sacred cow he won't happily slaughter and unapologetically serve up with a heaping, warm pile of political incorrectness.
Read review28 Jun 2012
Fan The Fire
In many ways Ted is precisely what you’d expect from the cinematic debut of Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane, but in a couple of crucial ways it isn’t, and that makes for an experience that is funny enough to recommend to devotees of MacFarlane’s TV...
Read review1 Aug 2012
stltoday.com
"Ted" does not only break before it ends. It snaps back so violently that it very well may knock out of your mind any recollection that the movie is fairly entertaining for about 30 minutes.
Read review29 Jun 2012
Philly.com
It's early days, but I'm betting on Mark Wahlberg for best actor when the Oscars swing around next year. There's a scene in Ted - Seth MacFarlane's ridicuously crude and inspired fable about a grown man and his talking plush toy - in which Wahlberg's...
Read review28 Jun 2012
NOLA.com
Ted isn't just a talking teddy bear. He's real, magically wished to life by a lonely boy in desperate need of a friend.
Read review29 Jun 2012
Reel Film Reviews
The first feature by Family Guy's Seth MacFarlane, Ted follows affable 35-year-old slacker John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg) as he's eventually forced to choose between Ted (MacFarlane), his fun-loving, sentient teddy bear, and his longtime girlfriend...
Read review7 Jul 2012
The A.V. Club
Mark Wahlberg possesses a childlike sweetness that makes it surprisingly easy to believe that his best friend could be a foul-mouthed, pot-smoking, yet adorable talking teddy bear—and that such a friendship would be a pairing of equals.
Read review28 Jun 2012
NorthShoreMovies.net
TED is one in a long line of recent comedies (“The Hangover,” “Due Date,” the “Harold and Kumar” movies, nearly anything with Adam Sandler) which celebrate immaturity and aggressive stupidity. They all feature one or more characters who may look like...
Read review29 Jun 2012
EFilmCritic.com
"Ted" is a filthy-mouthed and fairly amusing farce about a little boy who wishes his talking teddy bear were really alive. Thanks to the magic of movies, the bear comes alive, and after a few minutes (thanks to the magic of movie editing) we pick up...
Read review2 Jul 2012
Screen Jabber
Ted is the story of a John (Wahlberg), a 35-year-old slacker whose long-term girlfriend Lori (Kunis) is looking for more serious commitment in their relationship. There is just one snag – John’s childhood best friend, Ted.
CinemaBlend.com
For a movie with a titular character that smokes a ton of pot, watches Flash Gordon on a loop, and regularly hires prostitutes for fuzzy sex, Ted, the directorial debut from Seth MacFarlane, has a surprising amount of heart.
CLIPS
Thanks to a childhood wish, John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg) has grown up with the crude, foul-mouthed living teddy bear Ted (the voice of Seth MacFarlane) as his only male friend. Their friendship becomes fractured when John's girlfriend Lori (Mila Kunis)...
ComingSoon.net
Anyone who has watched a single episode of Seth MacFarlane's popular animated show "Family Guy" or its spin-offs know how funny and irreverent he is, but there's one thing constantly stopping MacFarlane from really letting loose and that something is...
The Charlotte Observer
A teddy bear who smokes pot, parties with hookers, beds pop stars and spews profanity in a New England accent as thick as chowdah?
Read review27 Jun 2012
Sacramento News & Review
In 1985, a friendless boy wishes that his Christmas teddy bear could come to life and be his friend, and his wish comes true. But by 2012, nothing has changed except their voices; the boy (now played by Mark Wahlberg) and the bear...
Read review12 Jul 2012
Entertainment Weekly
Written by, directed by, and costarring the wildly successful Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane as the voice of the title character, Ted is defiantly what-you-see-is-what-you-get: a proudly coarse idiot comedy in which Mark Wahlberg plays...
Read review29 Jun 2012
Kc Active
Despite the novelty of the initial premise, Ted relies too much on the relentlessly goading harangue of writer/director/voice Seth MacFarlane (Family Guy). Essentially a buddy picture, the movie misses prime opportunities for true absurdity by...
Read review30 Jun 2012
Reel Views
Ted is essentially a one-joke movie. Okay, it's a very funny joke, but it's still only one joke. As a short, this could have been brilliant - hilarious, irreverent, and blisteringly satirical. I laughed a lot during the first half hour, not as much...
Read review28 Jun 2012
Rolling Stone
If you watch the animated hijinks on TV's Family Guy, The Cleveland Show and American Dad, you know that Seth MacFarlane, the brainy, bawdy creator of those kickass shows, does not cater to audiences who call him juvenile, stupid, vulgar and foul-mouthed.
Read review28 Jun 2012
Eric D. Snider
There are so many things that “Ted” gets right that the things it gets wrong are baffling. The impertinently vulgar live-action directorial debut from “Family Guy” creator Seth MacFarlane cleverly subverts a lot of movie tropes, suggesting ingenuity...
Slant Magazine
Flatulence, racism, sex, profanity, drugs, homophobia, and more lazy pop-culture references than a sane mind can stand all animate Ted, the story of a 35-year-old rental-car agent, John (Mark Wahlberg), whose best friend is a degenerate stuffed bear...
Read review26 Jun 2012
iHaveNet.com
Like "The Hangover" and its sequel, "Ted" is a bully of a comedy but a bully with just enough calculated heart to make it a hit. It plays like a movie tryout for a TV series, specifically a Seth MacFarlane series, which means a high quotient of...
Movies.com
There's a contract you establish with an audience when you present them with an incessantly vulgar, frequently scatological, R-rated comedy about a 35-year-old man-child (Mark Wahlberg) and his profanity-bombing, drug-using, hooker-renting, magically...
HollywoodChicago.com
“Ted” is one of the most inventive and surprising films of the year. It has a sense of humor that will be very familiar to fans of writer/director Seth MacFarlane’s “Family Guy” but is refreshingly unique in a film genre that is too often stale.
Read review28 Jun 2012
St. Petersburg Times
Seth MacFarlane puts the "R" in Toys R Us with Ted, the not-so-tender story of a fuzzy-wuzzy teddy bear and the man-child who loves him.
Read review30 Jun 2012
Boxoffice Magazine
Movies don't get much funnier than Ted, the story of a man-boy (Mark Walhberg) and his beloved childhood teddy bear. But this bear isn't just any bear—he's a magically talking teddy who grows into a woman-chasing, foul-mouthed bad influence.
Read review25 Jun 2012
Screen Rant
In Ted, MacFarlane is taking the talking animal shtick he’s perfected with Brian (not to mention Tim the Bear) on TV, and delivering similar, albeit even cruder, comedy hijinks on the silver screen. Does MacFarlane, paired with Mark Wahlberg and...
Read review29 Jun 2012
Susan Granger Entertainment Commentaries
Narrated by Patrick Stewart, it begins at Christmas as lonely eight-year old John Bennett (Brett Manley) hugs his new teddy bear, one that squeaks “I love you” when you squeeze it. That night, he wishes on a falling star that his stuffed animal could...
Read review3 Jul 2012
TheCinemaSource
Remember all the good times we had with our teddy bears growing up? Our big stuffed animal would hide under the covers with us from the big scary thunder storm, play dress up, snuggle, smoke weed, party with hookers, get into fist fights and drink beer.
Advocate (Baton Rouge, LA)
Ted begins with a Christmas night wish. A friendless boy on the mean streets of a Boston suburb wishes his new teddy bear can be the one true friend he’s never had.
Read review27 Jul 2012
NYDailynews.com
Sometimes, it takes a special person to shake things up, to remind us that we’ve been stuck in a rut and need a new perspective. Or, as in the case of “Ted,” it takes a special effect.
Read review28 Jun 2012
The Film Yap
“Ted” is funny when it’s funny, and not when it’s not, and boy is there a whole lot of that second part.
Read review28 Jun 2012
Shockya.com
Just saying the word “teddy bear” invokes ideas of something huggable, soft and snuggly (yes, I said “snuggly”). It’s hard to imagine this word when it is placed against a giant muscle bound bodybuilder, but after watching Mads Matthiesen’s “Teddy Bear,”
Read review31 Jan 2012
Indian Express
THERE is only one way an over-sexed, over-stoned, over-talkative teddy bear with a 35-year-old companion can go. And MacFarlane, the creator of Family Guy, goes the whole hog. Women are to be rubbished, comic hero books to be revered, jobs to...
Read review26 Oct 2012
Channel24
Right off the bat, Ted has a premise that simply doesn't work. No, not the idea of a talking Teddy bear: That is surprisingly easy to buy into. What really beggars belief though, is this certifiably insane idea that any straight male would rather spend...
QNetwork Entertainment
Seth MacFarlane’s feature film debut Ted delivers pretty much exactly what you would expect from the creator of the animated sitcom Family Guy, and it will no doubt appeal primarily to those who eat up his particular stew of nonsequitor humor, surreal...
ABC Radio (Australia)
Seth MacFarlane, the creator, showrunner and voice of three of the male leads on Family Guy makes his feature film debut with Ted, the story of 35 year-old John (Mark Wahlberg), a rental-car company employee, who lives in a state of arrested...
Read review10 Jul 2012
MovieXclusive.com
There is really just one joke in Ted, and that’s the teddy bear that comes to life at the wish of a little boy one Christmas. Unfortunately, the teddy bear turns out to be the brazenly foul-mouthed Ted who also happens to have a penchant for sex...
TotalFilm.com
Ted’s a womanising, unemployed slacker; John has a dead-end job in a car-rental joint. This may work just fine for them both, were it not for John’s girlfriend Lori (Kunis), who’s hoping her partner might leave his teddy behind and step with her into...
Read review23 Jul 2012
National Post
Let’s give writer/director/Ted voice actor Seth MacFarlane high marks for originality. This is the first movie ever to use the line: “You keep blowing off work to get high with your teddy bear.” Unless it was also in the Winnie the Pooh reboot.
Read review28 Jun 2012
SFX
Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane takes his first furry steps into full-length features with Ted – a predictably funny, predictably predictable bromance that hides its lazy plotting behind an onslaught of razor-sharp one-liners. Oh, and Mila Kunis...
Read review27 Jul 2012
Quickflix
Has it really been 13 years since Family Guy first made its inauspicious debut? Originally axed on account of low ratings, Seth MacFarlane‘s baby was resurrected and is now perhaps the most popular animated series on TV.
Read review12 Jul 2012
Shadows on the Wall
Plying his trade in pop culture references and surprising punchlines, MacFarlane jumps the adult-oriented comedy bandwagon with a film that's smarter and funnier than most. It also has a surprisingly warm and serious thematic undercurrent.
Read review2 Jul 2012
Aisle Seat
Male immaturity has been responsible for more comedies than perhaps any other subject, ever. There is something about man-children that just fascinates filmmakers and audiences alike. As much as I hate to say it, the reason is probably because there's...
New York Post
E.T., phone “Family Guy.” Maybe the magical little alien wouldn’t have been so adorable if he had hung around for 28 years trading raunchy remarks with Elliott while watching too much TV and smoking weed. But he would have been funny.
Read review28 Jun 2012
Big Picture Big Sound
Seth MacFarlane's comedy has been part of the pop cultural landscape for so long, it's almost hard to believe he hasn't made the foray into movies yet. The man behind "Family Guy", "The Cleveland Show" and "American Dad!", not to mention...
Read review28 Jun 2012
Mark Reviews Movies
Stop me if you've heard this one: A man with some potential is hindered by a close friend without any, and eventually the man has to decide whether that friend or a career, the woman he loves, and an otherwise normal life is more important.
Read review28 Jun 2012
Flicks.co.nz
Despite the change of medium and method of delivery, Family Guy fans can rest assured that this surprisingly sentimental, superior stoner comedy offers the same combination of envelope-shredding humour, 80s and 90s pop culture references and stunt...
Kc
Ted เป็นภาพยนตร์เรื่องแรกที่เขียนและกำกับโดย Seth MacFarlane สำหรับใครที่ไม่รู้จักตาเซ็ธ เขาเป็นผู้ให้กำเนิดการ์ตูนผู้ใหญ่สุดฮาแสนเสื่อมอย่าง Family Guy, American Dad และ The Cleveland Show แถมยังเคยเป็นคนเขียนให้กับการ์ตูนดังอย่าง Johnny Bravo กับ Dexter
Read review15 Aug 2012
WeLoveMovieClub.com
“Ted” เป็นผลงานซึ่งเอาความเป็นคอมเมดี้แฟนตาซีที่สนุกสุดเหวี่ยงและความเกรียนแสบสุดหยาบโลนแต่ก็ยังแฝงไว้ด้วยความซึ้งในเรื่องของมิตรภาพและการเติบโตเป็นผู้ใหญ่อันเด็ดดวงชวนประทับใจมาผสมกันได้อย่างดีเยี่ยม ซึ่งก็ต้องยอมรับว่าผู้กำกับ Seth MacFarlane...
Read review21 Aug 2012
Cast
| Mila Kunis | ... | Lori Collins |
| Mark Wahlberg | ... | John Bennett |
| Seth MacFarlane | ... | Ted (voice) |
 | Giovanni Ribisi | ... | Donny |
 | Patrick Warburton | ... | Guy |
| Joel McHale | ... | Rex |
| Matt Walsh | ... | Thomas |
| Bill Smitrovich | ... | Frank |
| Patrick Stewart | ... | Narrator (voice) |
| Norah Jones | ... | Herself |
| Sam J. Jones | ... | Himself |
| Tom Skerritt | ... | Himself |
| Aedin Mincks | ... | Robert |
| Jessica Barth | ... | Tami-Lynn |
| Bretton Manley | ... | Young John |
 | Laura Vandervoort | ... | Tanya |
 | Jessica Stroup | ... | Tracy |
 | Ralph Garman | ... | John's Dad |
 | Melissa Ordway | ... | Michelle |
 | Ginger Gonzaga | ... | Gina |
 | Kristina Ellery | ... | Heavenly |
| Mike Nikitas | ... | Newscaster | |
| Chanty Sok | ... | Angelique | |
| Zane Cowans | ... | Kid #1 / Young Ted's Voice | |
 | Sarah Fischer | ... | Sauvignon Blanc |
 | Max Harris | ... | Greenbaum Kid |
 | Alex Borstein | ... | John's Mom |
 | John Viener | ... | Alix |
 | Robert Wu | ... | Mr. Ming |
| T.J. Hourigan | ... | Kid #2 | |
| Owen Clarke | ... | Kid #3 | |
| Katelyn Lorren | ... | Cherene | |
| Cassie Djerf | ... | Waitress | |
| Joe Sirani | ... | Guy at Table #1 | |
| Pat Shea | ... | Guy at Table #2 | |
| Josh Duvendeck | ... | Guy #1 | |
| Chris Cox | ... | Guy #2 | |
| Talía Cabrera | ... | Girl at Party | |
 | Colton Shires | ... | Teenage John |
| Viera Andrea Moya | ... | Plymouth PR Worker | |
| Lydia Hannibal | ... | Ellen | |
| Shawn Thornton | ... | Crazy Guy | |
| Eric Weinstein | ... | Stagehand | |
| Robin Hamilton | ... | Female Newscaster | |
| Mike Henry | ... | Southern Newscaster | |
| Johnny Lee Davenport | ... | Husband | |
| Christina Everett | ... | Wife | |
 | Ray Romano | ... | Himself |
| Henry Penzi | ... | Partygoer (Ted's Buddy) | |
| Heajee Kim | ... | Club Girl | |
 | Danny Hoch | ... | Donny's Dad |
| Shawn Fogarty | ... | PR Firm Employee (uncredited) | |
| Ronald Boone | ... | Liberty Mechanic (uncredited) | |
 | Alexandra East | ... | Hot Girl (uncredited) |
 | Jeffrey Corazzini | ... | Photographer (uncredited) |
| Matthew Spinale | ... | Nightclub Patron (uncredited) | |
 | Mark Kubr | ... | Party Goer (uncredited) |
 | Jamie Christopher White | ... | Club Patron (uncredited) |
| Emmalyn Anderson | ... | Concert Attendee (uncredited) | |
| Alecia Batson | ... | Girl Feeding Waterfowl (uncredited) | |
| Jeff T. Buco | ... | Pedestrian (uncredited) | |
 | Richard DeAgazio | ... | Restaurant Patron (uncredited) |
| Kahdiak | ... | Club Patron (uncredited) | |
| Seamus Knight | ... | Extra (uncredited) | |
| James L. Leite | ... | Roadie (uncredited) | |
| Phyllis Lynn | ... | Business Woman (uncredited) | |
| Allan Oliveira | ... | Party Guest (uncredited) | |
| David Pulson | ... | Roadie (uncredited) | |
| Stacey Queripel | ... | Karaoke Singer #2 (uncredited) | |
 | Nicole Signore | ... | Girl at the Bar (uncredited) |
 | Stream | ... | Club Dancer 2 (uncredited) |
| Shannon Elaine Sweeney | ... | Extra (uncredited) | |
| Kilo Alexander | ... | Rock Star Party Guest (uncredited) | |
| Evan Fonseca | ... | Man at Concert (uncredited) | |
 | Sophia Gilberto | ... | Concert Attendee (uncredited) |
 | Frankie Imbergamo | ... | Tourist (uncredited) |
| Mike Jablon | ... | Nightclub Manager (uncredited) | |
 | Ren Knopf | ... | Store Shopper (uncredited) |
| Jeff Martineau | ... | Wedding Guest (uncredited) | |
 | Sara Murphy | ... | Wedding Guest (uncredited) |
 | Donna Glee Reim | ... | Wedding Patron (uncredited) |
| Kayla Ruhl | ... | Party Goer (uncredited) | |
| Megan Sacco | ... | Concert Attendee (uncredited) | |
| Paul Bronk | ... | Karaoke Lounge Patron (uncredited) | |
| Aaron Dorsey | ... | Extra (uncredited) | |
| Jaquelyn Fabian | ... | Fraternity Girl (uncredited) | |
 | John Franchi | ... | Tourist / Pedestrian (uncredited) |
| Enku Gubaie | ... | Party Guest (uncredited) | |
 | Olivia Jordan | ... | Party Guest (uncredited) |
 | J Parker Kent | ... | Grocery Store Patron (uncredited) |
| Daniel Lowney | ... | Irishman Arguing Outside Pub (uncredited) | |
 | Tom Mariano | ... | Wedding Guest (uncredited) |
| Ken Murray | ... | Party Goer (uncredited) | |
| Ted Oyama | ... | Japanese Newscaster (uncredited) | |
 | Richard Pacheco | ... | Man in the Common (uncredited) |
| Chris Palermo | ... | Wedding Guest (uncredited) | |
 | Laura Pizzuti | ... | Party Guest / Concert Guest (uncredited) |
 | Jason Leal | ... | Concert Attendee (uncredited) |
| John Talalas | ... | Dad at Christmas (uncredited) | |
 | Ally Tully | ... | Cute Girl Groped by Ted (uncredited) |
 | Luke Young | ... | Rock Concert Attendee (uncredited) |
 | Marshall Berenson | ... | Business Executive (uncredited) |
 | Rosemary Howard | ... | Pedestrian at Irish Pub (uncredited) |
 | Kathy Lashay Berenson | ... | PR Employee (uncredited) |
 | Rob Marin | ... | On Stage Security - Boston Hatch Shell (uncredited) |
 | Jenny Allford | ... | Party Chick (uncredited) |
 | Devon Diep | ... | Karaoke Singer #4 (uncredited) |
 | Tom Kenny | ... | SpongeBob SquarePants (voice) (archive footage) (uncredited) |
 | Ryan Reynolds | ... | Jared (uncredited) |
 | Mindy Robinson | ... | Hot Chick (uncredited) |
 | Tara Strong | ... | Bellybutton (voice) (uncredited) |
| Kevin Vila | ... | Grocery Walker (uncredited) | |
 | Johnny Carson | ... | Himself (archive footage) (uncredited) |
 | Ted Danson | ... | Himself (uncredited) |
| Alexander 'Alex' Garde | ... | Boy at Aquarium (uncredited) | |
| Colleen Kelly | ... | Rsstaurant Patron (uncredited) | |
| Rob Lavin | ... | Concert Attendee (uncredited) | |
 | Paul Lussier | ... | Concert Attendee (uncredited) |
| Madison Dae Clarion | ... | Flower Girl (uncredited) | |
| Ed McMahon | ... | Himself (archive footage) (uncredited) |
Production
| Director: | Seth MacFarlane |
| Producer: | Jason Clark (producer) |
| John Jacobs (producer) | |
| Seth MacFarlane (producer) | |
| Scott Stuber (producer) | |
| Mark Kamine (co-producer) | |
| Joseph J. Micucci (associate producer) | |
| Jon Mone (executive producer) | |
| Writer: | Seth MacFarlane (screenplay) &) |
| Alec Sulkin (screenplay) &) | |
| Wellesley Wild (screenplay) | |
| Composer: | Walter Murphy |
| Cinematographer: | Michael Barrett (director of photography) |
| Editing: | Jeff Freeman |
| Casting: | Sheila Jaffe |
| Production Design: | Stephen J. Lineweaver |
| Art Director: | E. David Cosier |
| Set Decorator: | Kyra Friedman Curcio |
| Costume Design: | Debra McGuire |
| Makeup: | Carla Antonino (additional makeup artist) |
| Tracey Levy (makeup artist: Ms. Kunis) | |
| Sherryn Smith (additional makeup artist) | |
| Johnny Villanueva (hair department head) | |
| Liz Bernstrom (key makeup artist) | |
| Ann Masterson (makeup department head) | |
| Cheryl Daniels (key hair stylist) | |
| Rob Fitz (makeup artist) | |
| Raul Hernandez (additional hair stylist) | |
| Christina Smith (makeup artist) | |
| Production Management: | Mark Kamine (unit production manager) |
| Holly S. Rymon (production supervisor: additional photography) | |
| Carol Dantuono (post production executive) |
Companies
| Production Studio: | Media Rights Capital |
| Stuber Productions | |
| Universal Pictures |
| Denmark | 6 Sep 2012 | |
| Romania | 20 Jul 2012 | |
 | Iceland | 13 Jul 2012 |
| Slovenia | 26 Jul 2012 | |
| United Kingdom | 1 Aug 2012 | |
| Germany | 2 Aug 2012 | |
| United States | 29 Jun 2012 | |
| Canada | 29 Jun 2012 | |
| Australia | 5 Jul 2012 | |
| Taiwan | 5 Jul 2012 | |
| New Zealand | 11 Jul 2012 | |
| Croatia | 19 Jul 2012 | |
| Portugal | 19 Jul 2012 | |
| Estonia | 20 Jul 2012 | |
| Ireland | 1 Aug 2012 | |
| Czech Republic | 2 Aug 2012 | |
| Russian Federation | 2 Aug 2012 | |
| Finland | 10 Aug 2012 | |
| Norway | 10 Aug 2012 | |
| Spain | 10 Aug 2012 | |
| Lithuania | 17 Aug 2012 | |
| Greece | 23 Aug 2012 | |
| Hungary | 23 Aug 2012 | |
| Argentina | 3 Sep 2012 | |
| Singapore | 6 Sep 2012 | |
| Poland | 7 Sep 2012 | |
| Netherlands | 13 Sep 2012 | |
| Mexico | 14 Sep 2012 | |
| Brazil | 21 Sep 2012 | |
| Hong Kong | 27 Sep 2012 | |
| Colombia | 28 Sep 2012 | |
| Sweden | 3 Oct 2012 | |
| Italy | 4 Oct 2012 | |
| Belgium | 10 Oct 2012 | |
| France | 8 Sep 2012 | |
| Bulgaria | 3 Aug 2012 | |
 | Georgia | 9 Aug 2012 |
 | Israel | 9 Aug 2012 |
 | Bahrain | 23 Aug 2012 |
| South Africa | 24 Aug 2012 | |
 | Cambodia | 6 Sep 2012 |
| Chile | 6 Sep 2012 | |
| Turkey | 21 Sep 2012 | |
| Philippines | 3 Oct 2012 | |
| Malaysia | 18 Oct 2012 | |
| India | 26 Oct 2012 | |
| Kazakhstan | 15 Nov 2012 | |
| Japan | 18 Jan 2013 | |
| El Salvador | 21 Sep 2012 | |
| Uruguay | 14 Sep 2012 | |
| Venezuela | 14 Dec 2012 |
